the I Cannot Tahan list

Just suddenly thought of doing a list facts. Muahaha  X)

1.    I cannot tahan smokers smoking in non-smoking area. Are you blind? There's a sign board there.
2.    I cannot tahan when Eugene hogs the bathroom. And he purposely taking his time in there when I desperately must go in.
3.    I cannot tahan guys randomly messaging girls on social network. God please make sure they'll remain dateless forever if they keep doing this.
4.    I cannot tahan guys being too forward and asking for girls's number in the virtual world.
5.    I cannot tahan whoever donates 5 cents instead of the RM50 notes in their wallet.
6.    I cannot tahan students who pretend to be poor everytime I ask for the one ringgit class fund.
7.    I cannot tahan when they pretend to forget that they owed me $$$.
8.    I cannot tahan people who sweet-talk others into working for them. I'm not your slave. Okay!
9.    I cannot tahan drivers who cannot park their cars properly and appropriately.
10.    I cannot tahan drivers who hog two parking spaces.                                                      
11.    I cannot tahan people who shamelessly say they are freakingly cute all the time. Once in a while it's okay.
12.    I cannot tahan sarcastic bitch. God please seal their mouth.
13.    I cannot tahan friends telling me to chill when I'm angry. I don't know why.
14.    I cannot tahan when she thinks she's right even though 9 out 10 thinks that she's wrong.
15.    I cannot tahan lousy customers service. If so "beh song", you might as well don't work.
16.    I cannot tahan being cooped up in my home during the school hols. I'll literally go mad. I need to hang out with friends.
17.    I cannot tahan girls laughing at other people's misery.
18.    I cannot tahan girls bragging about their bfs.
19.    I cannot tahan aunties bragging on how rich and successful their children are. Okay, auntie, I get it, your children earns 6-7 figures income and blah blah blah.
20.    I cannot tahan people who are "kedekut ilmu". My goodness.
21.    I cannot tahan when my amah's Thai curry chicken decided to have a wild party in my stomach. Still, I love her curry chicken. I think my stomach is not engineered to digest spicy food.
22.    I cannot tahan when my parents lectured me early in the morning. Because it will severely ruin my suppose-to-be-an-awesome day.
23.    I cannot tahan strangers who unneccessarily tag me in her products' photos. Should not have accepted their friend request in the first place.
24.    I cannot tahan when I'm money-less and not getting what I want when I want it.
25.    I cannot tahan eating steamboat for 3 meals in a row for 3 consecutive days.
26.    I cannot tahan when two persona bitchin' each other behind their back.
27.    I cannot tahan MCA partly because I think they don't really do anything for us Chinese.
28.    I cannot tahan eating in darn lousy kopitiam mainly because once they forgot my order. And stupidly I waited for 45 minutes. Okay!
29.    I cannot tahan kopitiam that locked their toilet and don't allow their customers to use it. Just because they are too lazy to clean up.
30.    I cannot tahan disgusting toilet. Especially toilet bowl with shit stains in it. Clumps of hair everywhere. As though someone had chemotheraphy there. How can I shit in such condition! But I figured shit stains on toilet bowl are always better than shit stains on my pants.
31.    I cannot tahan not gentleman man. They shamelessly don't give up their seats for amah and pregnant ladies.
32.    I cannot tahan myself having frustrating impulse to say things on the spot without thinking.
33.    I cannot tahan when parents think that blogging is for lifeless people.
34.    I cannot tahan pimple. I hope someone can kill me with a fork.
35.    I cannot tahan when I get excluded from a group of friends.
36.    I cannot tahan my mom who cannot tahan camwhore-ing.
37.    I cannot tahan when the guy I crushed on giving me hints that's not into me. Wth. I hope someday bird shits drops on your face.
38.    I cannot tahan Malaysian education system.
39.    I cannot tahan Indonesians.
40.    I cannot tahan guys' obssession over Ultraman, Superman or whatever "man" that existed on the market.
41.    I cannot tahan co-ed school.
42.    I cannot tahan when I'm grounded.
43.    I cannot tahan my mom when she cannot tahan seeing me facebook-ing.
44.    I cannot tahan football.In fact I cannot tahan World Cup. Don't understand the whole World Cup fever thing.
45.    I cannot tahan when I can't blend in among the Chinese girls.
46.    I cannot tahan girls who purposely talk in a soft tone. Just because she thinks it's cutesy. But isn't it frustrating to talk to them and have them reply in such dulcet tone that you can't hear a thing?
47.    I cannot tahan Cikgu Sofia and Cikgu Norma. They are the most insane teachers I've ever met.
48.    I cannot tahan teachers who show favour to intelligent students.
49.    I cannot tahan my temper. Who I've actually inherit this from? Papa? No Mommy? Maybe both.
50.    I cannot tahan Justin Bieber. Everyone's talking about him. I don't get it. Ok I'm going to hell *resigned


    20 intimate notes:

    Adila Syahira said...
    June 17, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    OMG powie...
    i totally IN LOVE with this list!
    especially number:-
    50 (who's this justin bieber anyway? is he got any connection to justin timberlake? well...his name is justin after all)
    46 (i giv u my very big HIGH 5!!)
    44 (i don't even know which country participate in this thing)
    41 (obviously bcoz we TERBIASA with all girls school)
    40 (arent they knew that all is just a fiction??)
    39 (my mom LOVE it..so whenever she wanted to watch Indon's dramas, i'll run into my room and lock it)
    34 (why fork dear??)
    32 (after that we earned a glare from others)
    23 (most of the time i immediately block them)
    18 (bfs all the time...who are we to them?? better let them talking to walls)
    3 & 4 (....not my taste)

    elynn said...
    June 17, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    hahaha ady =)

    Nina Nurziana said...
    June 17, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    haha.. i oso has this kind of list.. haha

    elynn said...
    June 17, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    hahaha i love making list =)

    Lukey Cher Hong said...
    June 17, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    haha so many things cannot tahan... maybe i should make one too. agree with the justin bieber part! haha gay gay gay

    Dropped by from Lukey's Rantings

    nana said...
    June 17, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    now that's a long list of cannot tahan. chill babes! anyway, nanged u!

    nana said...
    June 17, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    oops. I've did one of your cannot tahan thing. Sorry :p

    walking~ stomping~ running~ I've left my mark! -brat

    Kelvin said...
    June 17, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    I cannot tahan with 1/2 of the things of in list too XD

    Lindy said...
    June 17, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    Lol! So many 'cannot tahan'! But most of the things you mention is true, I 'cannot tahan' it as well. :D

    Zenghoong said...
    June 17, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    Most of them are so true. But even though we cannot tahan. I'm sure we do not do anything else but to tahan. Sigh.

    peiching ng said...
    June 17, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    rofl...the best list ever XD
    pow,u should do more and more list bout this!
    its really funny eh! :P

    The Little Miss said...
    June 17, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    Me thinks ur list is pure awesomeness. Shall make one for meself too xP

    jfook said...
    June 17, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    Omg what can you tahan? HAHA.

    Lemon said...
    June 17, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    Do you donate Rm50 bucks or whatever money you have in your wallet?

    fiona06 said...
    June 28, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    woah~ that's like a long list of "i cannt tahan", I bet my list of "I CAN tahan" will b much shorter than this xD

    Jaerragus said...
    July 12, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    WAH.... then u can "tahan" what wor??

    LMC said...
    August 6, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    let's just say I cannot tahan with most of the things that you cannot tahan (yikes) >.<

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    December 25, 2010 at 9:31 AM

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    December 27, 2010 at 2:50 AM

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