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the I Cannot Tahan list

Just suddenly thought of doing a list facts. Muahaha  X)

1.    I cannot tahan smokers smoking in non-smoking area. Are you blind? There's a sign board there.
2.    I cannot tahan when Eugene hogs the bathroom. And he purposely taking his time in there when I desperately must go in.
3.    I cannot tahan guys randomly messaging girls on social network. God please make sure they'll remain dateless forever if they keep doing this.
4.    I cannot tahan guys being too forward and asking for girls's number in the virtual world.
5.    I cannot tahan whoever donates 5 cents instead of the RM50 notes in their wallet.
6.    I cannot tahan students who pretend to be poor everytime I ask for the one ringgit class fund.
7.    I cannot tahan when they pretend to forget that they owed me $$$.
8.    I cannot tahan people who sweet-talk others into working for them. I'm not your slave. Okay!
9.    I cannot tahan drivers who cannot park their cars properly and appropriately.
10.    I cannot tahan drivers who hog two parking spaces.                                                      
11.    I cannot tahan people who shamelessly say they are freakingly cute all the time. Once in a while it's okay.
12.    I cannot tahan sarcastic bitch. God please seal their mouth.
13.    I cannot tahan friends telling me to chill when I'm angry. I don't know why.
14.    I cannot tahan when she thinks she's right even though 9 out 10 thinks that she's wrong.
15.    I cannot tahan lousy customers service. If so "beh song", you might as well don't work.
16.    I cannot tahan being cooped up in my home during the school hols. I'll literally go mad. I need to hang out with friends.
17.    I cannot tahan girls laughing at other people's misery.
18.    I cannot tahan girls bragging about their bfs.
19.    I cannot tahan aunties bragging on how rich and successful their children are. Okay, auntie, I get it, your children earns 6-7 figures income and blah blah blah.
20.    I cannot tahan people who are "kedekut ilmu". My goodness.
21.    I cannot tahan when my amah's Thai curry chicken decided to have a wild party in my stomach. Still, I love her curry chicken. I think my stomach is not engineered to digest spicy food.
22.    I cannot tahan when my parents lectured me early in the morning. Because it will severely ruin my suppose-to-be-an-awesome day.
23.    I cannot tahan strangers who unneccessarily tag me in her products' photos. Should not have accepted their friend request in the first place.
24.    I cannot tahan when I'm money-less and not getting what I want when I want it.
25.    I cannot tahan eating steamboat for 3 meals in a row for 3 consecutive days.
26.    I cannot tahan when two persona bitchin' each other behind their back.
27.    I cannot tahan MCA partly because I think they don't really do anything for us Chinese.
28.    I cannot tahan eating in darn lousy kopitiam mainly because once they forgot my order. And stupidly I waited for 45 minutes. Okay!
29.    I cannot tahan kopitiam that locked their toilet and don't allow their customers to use it. Just because they are too lazy to clean up.
30.    I cannot tahan disgusting toilet. Especially toilet bowl with shit stains in it. Clumps of hair everywhere. As though someone had chemotheraphy there. How can I shit in such condition! But I figured shit stains on toilet bowl are always better than shit stains on my pants.
31.    I cannot tahan not gentleman man. They shamelessly don't give up their seats for amah and pregnant ladies.
32.    I cannot tahan myself having frustrating impulse to say things on the spot without thinking.
33.    I cannot tahan when parents think that blogging is for lifeless people.
34.    I cannot tahan pimple. I hope someone can kill me with a fork.
35.    I cannot tahan when I get excluded from a group of friends.
36.    I cannot tahan my mom who cannot tahan camwhore-ing.
37.    I cannot tahan when the guy I crushed on giving me hints that's not into me. Wth. I hope someday bird shits drops on your face.
38.    I cannot tahan Malaysian education system.
39.    I cannot tahan Indonesians.
40.    I cannot tahan guys' obssession over Ultraman, Superman or whatever "man" that existed on the market.
41.    I cannot tahan co-ed school.
42.    I cannot tahan when I'm grounded.
43.    I cannot tahan my mom when she cannot tahan seeing me facebook-ing.
44.    I cannot tahan football.In fact I cannot tahan World Cup. Don't understand the whole World Cup fever thing.
45.    I cannot tahan when I can't blend in among the Chinese girls.
46.    I cannot tahan girls who purposely talk in a soft tone. Just because she thinks it's cutesy. But isn't it frustrating to talk to them and have them reply in such dulcet tone that you can't hear a thing?
47.    I cannot tahan Cikgu Sofia and Cikgu Norma. They are the most insane teachers I've ever met.
48.    I cannot tahan teachers who show favour to intelligent students.
49.    I cannot tahan my temper. Who I've actually inherit this from? Papa? No Mommy? Maybe both.
50.    I cannot tahan Justin Bieber. Everyone's talking about him. I don't get it. Ok I'm going to hell *resigned


    How I Use Facebook to Make Her Happy

    Yesterday, I found out that she was unhappy but at that moment I don't have the chance to lend her my ears. Because it was getting late. And plus, I have to wake up early today.

    that's her
    that's me
    that's me again

    So, just now after coming from school, I posted quite a number of Facebook updates which purposely make her laugh. And it did.

    Her: haha. why suddenly you become a clown? making jokes. haha
    Me: to make you happy 
    Her: haha. thanks. i'm entertained.

    Without further ado, here's the recap of our maniac Facebook updates


    that's me in a special character for my jokes
    that's nadiah
    that's me continuing with the jokes
    that's me at the climax of the joke
    that's nadiah again making her appearance in her not-so-important character


    And I keep on going with my mission to make her laugh. *finger crossed

    i'm continuing with my mission to make her laugh
    i'm getting dramatic with the joke
    and get carried away too
    ta-daa, she laughed

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